I am of course too beta to demand she do it, dammit, I am not paid 7.25 to clean up chunky shit. Because Vintage Poodle Mom Mother’s Day T Shirt is stretching on far too long with no fatlogic, I will skip through the harrowing THIRTY GODDAMN MINUTES it took for me to unclog the toilet and clean off the seat.I am just starting to work on the walls, which is the hardest part because the shit has shudder begun to embed itself in the grout of the tile and is being rather belligerent about getting scrubbed out, when I hear someone enter the bathroom. Unlike the other entrants during my scrubbing, there is no muffled exclamation of disgust at the smell.There were so many things wrong with that last statement, I didn’t even know where to start. I am not exactly a tiny person, and those toilets actually have pretty large capacities for shit (I have, of course, tested them with my spectacularly large courseloads).I have officially lost control of the situation. I have no idea what this lady is saying–her country accent took over as she just kept yelling and snarling about REAL terlets…as bad as my memory is, I distinctly remember her saying “REAL” over and over. She definitely called me anorexic at least twice. And I am pretty sure that not only has the previous shit stained the grout and will be impossible to get out, but there is now a entirely new nightmare awaiting me in the depths of that bowl.
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