I have a friend who brought a random guy home from the bar one night, she had to work early the next morning and tried to wake That’s What I Do I Pet Cats Play Guitars And I Know Things Vintage shirt , but he was sleeping so hard and she had to get to work that she was like “fine. He’ll eventually wake up and leave. Nothing worth stealing in my apartment, no big deal.”
He was there when she got home, he apparently didn’t want to just leave without at least learning her name again and getting her phone number.. and then he just never left? They hit it off so well both drunk and sober, that he stayed another night, and another, and then soon enough the lease in his own apartment was ending so she just helped him move his things into hers. That was like 12 years ago, happily married with a bunch of cute kids.