What I call the “Christmas Dress”. A black mid-length dress with an almost off the Horses face mask ich hasse menschen shirt (nothing too boobtacular) with 3/4 sleeves. Fitted waist to slightly flared skirt with dipped hem. Thanks to ASD, the fit and texture/feel of the dress is more important than the look. I’ve given up searching as each party season the lbd’s come out and have some bizarre ruffle, asymmetry or poofy bit that breaks my brain. Going to just have to crack on learning my sewing machine and I’m dreaming of the day I can go out safely to a haberdashery and really get a feel for potential fabrics.