Hindsight being 20/20, I really did drop my guard around Clarence too quickly. But it was hard to be freaked out by a Golfing Makes Me Happy You Not So Much Vintage Retro Shirts who got winded running half a block and apologized for breathing the same air as you. I dunno, I just didn’t think he was very threatening. Even when things started to get strange. And by strange, I mean actually fucking horrifying. We have a lot of pets in our neighborhood, and warning, this is gonna get gruesome, so turn away if you’re sensitive to this kind of thing. It was a week to the day that I first met Clarence that the eldest Waid boy, Brian, came to my front door.