My business got robbed by three teenagers once. They just stole something expensive off the wall and Elephant Sisters Are Like Fat Thighs They Always Stick Together shirt. Anyway, I called the cops and they stayed a long long time flirting with my 17 year old employee. I had to ask them to leave which was really weird. You know you are getting old when suddenly you are older than most the police you deal with. Any way one of the cops starts calling my employee at work under the guise of following up on the crime. Give me a break. I had to email him personally and tell him to never contact my 17 year old employee again and to only come to me from now on. Was a little scary cause I never had to stand up to a crooked cop before.